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Introduction: There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (You might want to sit down for this!) I'm a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I've been described as unstable, which is just plain Coo-Coo. (Wait, do sane people say Coo-Coo?) Be prepared for just about anything. (HOLLA!) |
Features: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.) Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!?) will be making an appearance. (As long as you don’t mind picking hair out of your tacos.) I’m really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, jumping from really REALLY high places, and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!) I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!) explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course yours truly—ME! (Checkmate!) |
Specifications: Publisher: Activision Developer: High Moon Studios Platform: Xbox 360 Release Date: 28/06/2013 Genre: Action / Adventure Rated: Mature (17+) > Blood & Gore > Intense Violence > Mature Humor > Sexual Content > Strong Language Players: 1 |